Mother of All Mavens

A whole lot o' nothing. And then some…

The Break Up

It was a bloodbath. A travesty. A real shocker. The booting of Michael Johns. Hot Idol, R.I.P

Oh…Nurse!

OK, not exactly what you’d call having a life, but Idol fans are Idol fans. And Idol haters are Idol fans too – they just don’t know it yet. Or else won’t admit it

Hey Hey Paula

Ooooh, the Idol rants. I want to apologize for those of you sick of this “shizz” (yes that’s a direct quote) and let you know that I will try to hold off further comments ’til the Top 10.

Androgyny Idol

But let’s discuss the boys of Idol Season 7. Mostly forgettable, to be sure. But so many ladyboys! And so many girlymen. I’m not just talking sexual orientation.

The Day the Music(al) Died

Last night I sat through the train wreck known as “We Will Rock You”. Rock me? Hardly. This show was a crime scene. Hideous, gory and loud loud loud. A concert gone awry, a story gone south and some creators gone bonkers.

Simon Says

Idol Fever. It’s back. And it’s bad. In a good way.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You

I got over my aversion to Oprah and to daytime TV today. I really let myself go to the edge of the couch for today….For today was DREAMGIRLS day. Yes, it’s true. DREAMGIRLS has arrived. Ish.

Another Rock Report

Dilana? Noooooo. How they gave her a standing O last night is beyond me. Yes she got the crowd all riled up, but at one point I wasn’t sure if she was standing or sitting, and that just ain’t right. And it’s not front (wo)man material either. Then again, what do I know? I doubt I’d be a Supernova fan anyway.

The Rock Report

Confession: I didn’t tune into last year’s INXS version. I wanted to, swear! But my Man banned all reality shows from our summer schedule and I complied. Meanwhile, he secretly tuned in and loved it. So this year, after much cajolling from my fellow TV hounds ‘n whores, I jumped on the Rockstar bandwagon. And I’m in in in!